May 2013
africans:
i dropped a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
freakvevo:
*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*
4 tags
PLEASE
A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
The Stars Aren't Far: crimsonpoppyfields:... →
crimsonpoppyfields:
theweirdkidsknow:
suklaaaa:
bunnyinafez:
iwantfitbody:
madamedepompador:
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the…
aliciafworld:
Cheating isn’t always kissing, touching, or flirting. If you gotta delete text messages so your partner won’t see them you’re already there.
dustclouds:
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
imperfectinmyperfections:
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
Relevant? What, are you behind a couch hiding from a murderer right now?
getoffmybloghoe:
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
1 tag
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
thats called pinterest lol
mrcraabs:
imagine if all trees were wifi hotspots. now that is a future i want to be in
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
4 tags
I just connected my mac to my ps3 and can now stream iTunes and movies directly on my tv…I have a major technology boner right now! :P
